Where are the Tits?

I've been playing for a while now... here is a list of 6 things I've found out......




1. It is Discreet... You can choose what to have as the headline on your browser so if you minimize it nobody would know what you were doing.



2. Free Speech... No! After asking where the Tits were a few times it came up with this message.





3. Real Money... I thought this was meant to be free!!! If I understand this correctly the ability to type in the chat box will cost me $24...!!! Well no chatting for me. I had a look through the shop for tits too... nope no tits!


4. Changing profile picture is Free. I considered changing my profile picture to a lady, but there was no tits, sexy faces sure, but that wasn't enough to turn me into a transcybersexual so I found a picture that most resembles me.


5. Quests told me what to do, after a while of not really being sure what I should be doing, I clicked on the quests button and that seemed to give me a good idea as to what I should be doing to progress in the game.

6. NO TITS - at least not yet, i'm still holding out hope.

So, I shall have to play more to find the tits, there's a lot of talk of tits in the chat box, a lot of people searching for tits, so I'm sure they must be somewhere. I haven't managed to masturbate yet, but my semi's gone too, so I don't mind too much.